Introducing… MUTANTS ALL-IN-ONE SPIC AND SPAN LAUNDRY SHOP!
Worried about your laundry? Worry no more!
Here at the Mutants All-in-One Spic and Span Laundry Shop, everything is gone in one wave of our magic wand.
Tough stains and stubborn dirt are things of the past – you won’t even remember they exist – with our state-of-the-art washing technology that combines the rapid circular motion developed from our never-ending love for anything round and one-bite-we-eat-all principle as inspired by our passion to devour almost anything.
We are two passionate, determined, motivated mutants with over one year experience in making our parents’ lives miserable with truckloads of poopy diapers (ask the tall man named Daddy for more details about this); thousands and thousands of cans of baby food (thank God the woman who calls herself our Mother has thought of a way to feed us real mutant food these days); and one million tubes of diaper rash cream (experimental results released by our Grandmother revealed, however, that washing our red bottoms with antibacterial soap before applying corn powder work best in healing diaper rash).
We sure know a lot about milk burps, leftover food, vegetable cereal sticks, soiled diapers, empty plates, strawberry ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, and Daddy’s potted plants.
Washing dirty clothes is close to nature for us as we get inside the laundry room at least once everyday to pester either the Grandmother or the Mother as they perform that marvelous task of putting clothes in a big box and turning knobs that makes the same white box grumble.
We know what to do when the situation calls for it. We know exactly when to push the door to the laundry room – and that’s when we see light coming out of it because one of the adults forgot to turn it off. We are that sneaky.
We know the laundry room like the back of our hands so you can trust us to treat your clothes with utmost care and protection.
For all your laundry needs, visit Mutants All-in-One Spic and Span Laundry Shop.
Big toothy smiles to everyone!
